Greetings, salutations, and good tidings to you all. Please take a seat; don't be shy. Your eyes will adjust to the darkness in good time.
All ready? Good.
Welcome to my weblog. An unoriginal beginning, that, but it was something that needed to be said. Leaving this webpage completely blank would hardly be courteous to any readers who would happen to stumble upon it.
Thus this pointless fluff of a blog post. Introduce yourself if you like. Don't if you wouldn't.
And please forgive me for my flowery language; it is fun to put on airs at times. I doubt it shall last long--but what is the internet, if not for displays of individualism and mindless rambling like this post?
Oh yes, and please have a very merry unbirthday.
